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...considered from the perspective of the dirty socialist himself...

...he did nothing wrong at all.

Michelle Obama, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, and an obviously unwilling-to-share-the-wealth Barack Obama.

United in socialism; they all three deserve each other.

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This, from yesterday's Boston Globe (h/t BN)

The Boston Globe nailed it… it’s a do-over. Poor Kate, though. What a set-up floating Diana over her head. It’s like telling Michelle Obama on inauguration day America is expecting the next Jackie Kennedy.

Overshadowed, much?

You can't escape the hype of this thing. Every woman in America (with the possible exception of cross-dressing long-c*ck feminists like Amanda Marcotte) was up early this morning to view this overblown spectacle, my wife included. Meh.

BHO and M'Chelle were snubbed, even after M'Chelle dropped hints that she would attend 'if invited'. That's the best part of it all.

Give the Queen a cheap MP-3 player filled with your 'greatest speeches', BHO. Send back the gift of the bust of Winston Churchill. Snub our best and most loyal ally, and see where it gets you.

Wanna bet M'Chelle slept through this one? Dreaming some tremulous dreams, I'll warrant.

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Philadelphia Condom Campaign Targets Kids as Young as 11

TakeControlPhilly.org

She looks damned familiar, I'd say. MamaObama's 'fat' campaign, now expanding to 'cover' other 'expandables'?

You go, girls and boys~! Up, up and away, in your free rubber balloons, thanks to MamaBama!

Can the MamaBama condom be so far off ?

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Love the dress. No, really!

Michelle the Maharani: Glamorous Ginormous First Lady is an Indian queen at lavish state dinner

Couldn't resist fixing the headline. Or the dress.

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OK. How's about just giving to the "First Lady REPLACEMENT for FINALLY, BLESSED RELIEF!" Fund.

More and h/t at - to Six Meat Buffet.

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Over at the Hillbuzz, I noticed an interesting pshop, featuring M'chelle doing her hula hooping whilst poor people were suffering. The pshop was based on a photo taken during the Great Depression. Michelle has had much fun during this Great Recession, hula hooping and vacationing and just making a splendid time of it for herself; this sort of exercise is a good way to point out her ample...deficiencies. Let 'em not eat cupcakes. 

So, here's my offering, based on the cover photograph of the 1972 book "Portrait of a Decade: Roy Stryker and the Development of Documentary Photography in the Thirties" by F. Jack Hurley.

I'm not sure who took this photo. Roy Stryker wasn't much of a photographer; he did run the FSA and managed a stable of photographers (including Dorothea Lange), collected and disseminated their works to various news outlets during his tenure in the '30's to 1943. That collection is now a valuable asset held in the Library of Congress.

Anyone knows who shot this pic, leave a comment.

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Haughty. Not found at your average fish fry. Or shrimp cookout. And never in bottommost America.

See also, Michelle Antoinette.

I think she'll keep this one.

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This scrawny little snot-nosed girl-child wears, by my calculations, some $31,137.00 in clothes and jewelry. That's not so bad, really; I know this girl; she would much rather have a handful of 'ludes and a few lines of blow than that Atelier Swarovski crystal hexagon bracelet by Philip Crangi. But, each to her own.



Which can't compare to this Vacheron Constantin Tour de I'lle timepiece, at $2,570,000.00 US. My sort of everyday wristwatch, let me tell you.


Our esteemed Royal First Lady, Michelle (Marie Antoinette) Obama, on her fifth vacation this summer, has managed to blow quite a large sum of American tax dollars. The final cost is still pending calculations, since she's still 'over there' on our dime.

Oh, M'chelle, I've one more thing to say to you...


That is all.

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Slovenly: slovenly, barbarous, beat-up, bedraggled, blowsy, blowzy, botched, bungling, careless, chintzy, clumsy, deficient, dilapidated, dingy, dirty, disheveled, dowdy, down-at-heel, drabbletailed, draggled, draggletailed, dusty, erroneous, faulty, frowsy, frowzy, frumpish, frumpy, grimy, grubby, grungy, half-assed, haphazard, hit-and-miss, hit-or-miss, imprecise, improper, in rags, incorrect, infelicitous, informal, loose, lumpen, messy, miry, muddy, mussy, negligent, poky, promiscuous, ragged, raggedy, raunchy, ruinous, scraggly, scruffy, seedy, shabby, shoddy, slack, slapdash, slatternly, sleazy, slipshod, slipshoddy, slobbery, sloppy, sloven, sluttish, smirchy, smoky, smudgy, smutchy, smutty, snuffy, solecistic, sooty, sordid, squalid, tacky, tattered, uncombed, unfastidious, ungrammatic, unkempt, unneat, unsightly, unthorough, untidy. Nasty-ass. Dirtbags. Dirty Socialists. Hippies.

No, 'slovenly' did not originate from Slovenia, but these Slovenia futball fans certainly seem to beg the question.

Captioned...

Football fans cheer as they watch the action on two big screens provided for the World Cup soccer game between England and Slovenia, at the Glastonbury Festival, Wednesday, June 23, 2010. (AP Photo/Joel Ryan)

Blasphemy. That's not football, it's futball.

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Oh, one more...


There's your word of the day.

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...in Detroit.

They all love here there.

You can tell.

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I remember how the press bashed Bush for supposed malfeasance at parties while Iraq asploded. Don't you?

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A favorite photo, an iconic photo, "Earthrise", taken from the Apollo 8 mission in 1968.

Of course, the Earth Mother would have had cleavage. Generous. Cleavage.


The alternative is...clavicle.

Yeah, it's always better topside I think, than dragging around behind.


Happy Earth Day~!

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WASHINGTON - MARCH 31: U.S. first lady Michelle Obama (R) plants seedlings with schoolchildren from Bancroft and Hollin Meadows Elementary Schools during the annual Spring Garden Planting event held in the White House Kitchen Garden March 31, 2010 in Washington, DC. Mrs. Obama sponsors the event to teach children the importance of eating healthy foods and to encourage children to spend time outdoors.

Ugggh. Spend time outdoors, sure, plant good seedlings and all, but please!, M'chelle, put on a better face.

You might want to ask Carla Bruni-Sarcozy for some nice non-garden-ho facial expressions for Winners! tips 'n tricks...
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ay, yi, yi yiii, what'll she do next??

From the old Frito Bandito commercials, of course.

Just don't look at her backside. Might take away some of the weight from her arguments.

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(Dan Collins emailed me last night with the idea. I, being a malingering and unmotivated sort beset with fundamental laziness, appreciate his inputs. Sometimes I need a good kick in the ass to get me busy~!)

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(This photo snagged from Cowboy Blob's Weekend Photo Caption - Pshop contest)

Alternative caption:

[M'chelle, later, to Barry]: Honey, did you hear about how Vince Young orchestrated a grueling 99-yard drive in the waning seconds of the fourth quarter that ended with a 10-yard TD toss to Kenny Britt with no time left on the clock, to crush the Arizona Cardinals on their first visit to LP Field? WHY CAN'T YOU BE ALL COOL AND HIP LIKE VINCE YOUNG, YOU BOW AND KOWTOWING THIRD-STRINGER?!!

Related...

Frankly, it might be a good time for the president to battle his left flank and demonstrate some moxie, if he has it. The world and a vast number of centrists in America, not to mention conservatives, think he’s a wimp. This is his time to prove them wrong.

Don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen, Jennifer.

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UPDATE: This is the headline at Drudge...
Read the article at the link.

Obama and his wife, Michelle, had taken their star power to the Danish capital to make Chicago’s case, ignoring the carping from Republican opponents who charged it was a bad time to go with foreign policy challenges in Iran and Afghanistan and the U.S. Congress bogged down in a domestic healthcare debate.
“I’m asking you to choose Chicago. I’m asking you to choose America,” Michelle Obama told committee members.
Her husband said, “If you do, if we walk this path together, then I promise you this: The city of Chicago and the United States of America will make the world proud.”

But it was to no avail. President Obama spoke fine words, but he didn’t bring enough goodies.

Yes, goodies. In the great wide world the fine portals open into courtyards that are not all they seem.  Amid the fine words, gleaming crystal, white-coated waiters, the green baize tables, the Ivy League accents — the entire august setting — two basic modes of doing business remain: cash on the barrel or a gun to the head.

Mmmmmm, Mmmmmm, MMMMMMM.

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