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Sunday, April 17, 2011
This, a lighter offering. Via email...
The world's rarest automobile. A 1954 concept Old's Rocket F88 - the only one in existence.
This is the car that in 1954 could have "killed" the Corvette. Chevrolet, being GM's big sales and profit division, campaigned to GM to "kill" this car. When Chevy was coming out with it's 6-cylinder sports car with it's 2-speed "Powerglide" transmission and side curtains, here was a wicked sports car from Oldsmobile with a big V-8 and...power windows!
So, GM said NO to Oldsmobile.
John S. Hendricks, (Discovery Communications founder) paid in excess of 3 million to acquire this beauty.
After spending decades as a collection of parts stuffed into wooden crates, the F-88 was reassembled.
In 1954, the F-88 was a Motorama "Dream Car" and was one of only two, or an unconfirmed three ever created. The F-88 seen here is literally the only known car left of its kind. It was sold to John and Maureen Hendricks at the prestigious Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction in Scottsdale for an unbelievable $3,240,000. This acquisition made automotive history and is the "cornerstone" of the Gateway Colorado Automobile Museum, given it's own special room with a rotating display worthy of the F-88.
1954 Oldsmobile F-88 Convertible Concept Car
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Emails from the Wasteland # 33: Proposed 28th Amendment to the Constitution
0 comments Posted by kotang at 11:01 AMIn my inbox. I like it, very much.
Congressional Reform Act of 2011
The 26th amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months & 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in 1971... before computers, before e-mail, before cell phones, etc.Yes, we should eliminate the royalist attitude that these Congressperps give themselves. They ARE NOT ROYALTY, PERIOD AND DAMMIT.
Of the 27 amendments to the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the land...all because of public pressure.
I'm asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.
Congressional Reform Act of 2011
1. Term Limits: 12 years only, one of the possible options below.2. No Tenure / No Pension.
- A. Two Six-year Senate terms
- B. Six Two-year House terms
- C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
- A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
- All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11. (will have to pro-rate current plans since those currently serving may have no independent retirement plan-Norm) The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen.
Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete.
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Beneath the fold...
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland, just for fun
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War has Never Solved Anything."
" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."
" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"
"Stop Global Whining"
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.
"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "
"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem." ..... Ronald Reagan
Sunday, September 26, 2010
How Democrats attract voters who are mentally not much past Third Grade. Oh, and Another Friday Night Bailout.
0 comments Posted by kotang at 7:28 AM"We worried about 'the cow' when it was all about 'Ice Cream'.What we have today (actually Friday night) are still more bailouts resultant from the mortgage bubble's collapse, this time a bailout for Credit Unions; more precisely, a couple of the wholesale credit unions: those entities that exist to service groups of smaller credit unions; handling their day-to-day tasks such as check processing &c. Too much invested in mortgage-backed securities, these large Credit Unions; their portfolios shattered, they needed some bailout monies happily provided by our Federal Government, in exchange for a bigger role in determining future rules of conduct. A loud, unwelcome voice in their operations.
"The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided that we would have an election for a class president.
"We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates would be nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.
"We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot. The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.
"I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support. I had never met Olivia's mother.
"The day for their speeches arrived. Jamie went first. He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place. He ended by promising to do his very best. Everyone applauded and he sat down.
"Now it was Olivia's turn to speak. Her speech was precise. She said, "if you vote for me, I will give you ice cream." She sat down. The class went wild. "Yes! Yes! We want ice cream!"
"She surely could have said more. She did not have to.
"A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream? She wasn't sure. Would her parents buy it, or would the class pay for it? She didn't know.
"The class didn't really care. All they were thinking about was ice cream.
"Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide."
Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds. They wanted ice cream.
The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.
What we have today is the ice cream Obama promised us! Did you vote for the ice cream?
Remember, the government cannot give anything, to anyone, that they have not taken from someone else.
November 2 is Take Out The Trash Day!
As one commenter professes
All this trouble is due to the Carter's "Community Reinvestment Act", reinforced by that disbarred felon Clinton, and pushed through by Barney Frank and Chris Dodd by means of threats of fines and jail; then helped by ACORN thugs with their demostrations and threats of physical force. That wimp Bush was of no help with his "ownership society"; some 2 million homes were given to "underserved minorities" with no hope of ever being able to pay those mortgages. ACORN Housing Corporation alone "sold" 600,000 such mortgages, qualifying buyers on the basis of their welfare and unemployment checks.well, shush your mouth. Such things aren't spoken in polite company, no matter how much truth is sausage-cased in it.
Got ice cream ?
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Here comes the Democrats using an arcane "Deem 'n Pass" bit of legislative trickery that's likely unconstitutional. If you haven't read up on this Slaughter Maneuver, the Wall Street Journal will fill you in...
We're not sure American schools teach civics any more, but once upon a time they taught that under the U.S. Constitution a bill had to pass both the House and Senate to become law. Until this week, that is, when Speaker Nancy Pelosi is moving to merely "deem" that the House has passed the Senate health-care bill and then send it to President Obama to sign anyway.There's plenty of outrage against this tricky-dick procedure.
Under the "reconciliation" process that began yesterday afternoon, the House is supposed to approve the Senate's Christmas Eve bill and then use "sidecar" amendments to fix the things it doesn't like. Those amendments would then go to the Senate under rules that would let Democrats pass them while avoiding the ordinary 60-vote threshold for passing major legislation. This alone is an abuse of traditional Senate process.
But Mrs. Pelosi & Co. fear they lack the votes in the House to pass an identical Senate bill, even with the promise of these reconciliation fixes. House Members hate the thought of going on record voting for the Cornhusker kickback and other special-interest bribes that were added to get this mess through the Senate, as well as the new tax on high-cost insurance plans that Big Labor hates.
So at the Speaker's command, New York Democrat Louise Slaughter, who chairs the House Rules Committee, may insert what's known as a "self-executing rule," also known as a "hereby rule." Under this amazing procedural ruse, the House would then vote only once on the reconciliation corrections, but not on the underlying Senate bill. If those reconciliation corrections pass, the self-executing rule would say that the Senate bill is presumptively approved by the House—even without a formal up-or-down vote on the actual words of the Senate bill.
Democrats would thus send the Senate bill to President Obama for his signature even as they claimed to oppose the same Senate bill. They would be declaring themselves to be for and against the Senate bill in the same vote. Even John Kerry never went that far with his Iraq war machinations. As we went to press, the precise mechanics that Democrats will use remained unclear, though yesterday Mrs. Pelosi endorsed this "deem and pass" strategy in a meeting with left-wing bloggers. [emphasis mine -ed.]
Remember this: Democrats have enough House members to easily pass the Senate bill without having to resort to this unseemly mess. Why can't they?
I'll tell you why. Discounting pure idiots like Kucinich (who thinks this current version of ObamaCare doesn't go nearly far enough) there are actually some Democrats who are not far-left ideologues; some Democrats who aren't enamored with the ham-fisted techniques Nancy Pelosi and her 'whips' are employing.
Again: if all the Democrats voted 'yes', this would become law.
Obama has lost his mojo.
Thanks to them, the sensible Democrats, and to the TEA Party throngs, it's not.
Oh, and try Nancy Pelosi for treason ? Why not?
Finally, this bit of hilarity in my e-mail box moments ago...
Yes, Tim Kaine, whatever I can do to help you pass 'health reform'.
Anytime,asshole.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Sometimes, it's fun to just...unwind.
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland, just for fun
Thursday, June 18, 2009
It is August, 2011 in a little town in Northern California . It is raining, and the bleak, soggy town looks totally deserted. It is tough times...everybody is in debt......everybody lives on credit.by Unknown Author.
One day, a rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a $100.00 bill on the reception counter, and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.
The hotel proprietor takes the $100.00 bill and runs to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100.00 bill, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100.00 bill, and runs to pay his debt to the feed store proprietor. The proprietor of the feed store takes the $100.00 bill and runs to pay his debt to the town's prostitute. (Who, in these hard times, gave her "services" on credit). The prostitute takes the $100.00 bill and runs to the hotel and pays off her debt to the proprietor for the rooms she rented when she brought her clients there. The hotel proprietor then lays the $100.00 bill back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.
The rich tourist comes down after inspecting the rooms, takes his $100..00 bill, and saying that he did not like any of the rooms, he leaves town. The whole town believes it is now without any debt, and looks to the future with great optimism! However, no one has actually earned anything.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government under 'Obam-A-Lama-Ding-Dong' is doing business today. It is truly frightening.....
(What's frightening is the debt burden that's being passed on to unborn children. You'd think Democrats would oppose abortions, so's they can have future taxpayers. They could term it "A New Way: Supporting Live Births as a Way Out of Our Debt", or something.)
Sunday, June 14, 2009
27 million views, as of today. When the forwarded e-mail finally reached me, it had "only" 3 million views.
Written by 15 year-old Lizzie Palmer.
Here's the original e-mail content; a full-screen FLASH version. I'd never seen videos disseminated this way before; it's well worth viewing full screen.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
An O! FAIRY TALE (from the innards of my overstuffed e-mail box)
0 comments Posted by kotang at 6:41 AM(Written by a Pastor's Wife ?)
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that person known as "The One".
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He hypnotized the people telling them,
"I am sent to save you. My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my association with evil doers are of no consequence. For I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed."
And the people rejoiced, for even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed.
And "The One" said,
"We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Change is good!"
Then He said,
"We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And the people said, "Sock it to them! And redistribute their wealth. Show us the money!"
And then He said,
"Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody."
And Joe the Plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"
And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"
And "The One" said,
"Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said,
"I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes."
So "The One" said,
"Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said,
"I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And He said,
"I shall mandate employer-funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the clinics."
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said,
"I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said,
"I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."
So "The One" said,
"Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over!"
Then He said,
"Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing..."
And the people said, "Hallelujah!!" And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank as a rock dropped from a cliff. The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl. And more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said,
"I am the "The One" - The Messiah - and I'm here to save you! We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him, "Wait a minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more..."
And the people said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced. Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But yea verily, it was too late. The people set upon "The One"and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope. And the Change "The One" had given them was as a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!"
But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
(A fairy tale, sure, but to a degree, there's much in here that's based on truth.... and you know how fairy tales sometimes carry those pesky barely-hidden enlightenments... )
Monday, March 16, 2009
Received by e-mail, this link.
Plus, bagpipes. Because of St. Patrick's Day, I'll embed this. Plus, this is good..real good.
Well, they disabled embedding. Try here.
Enjoy!
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland, Videos
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Dangerous as well. A promoter and cheerleader for Newtaxes, of the punishing, pie-stealing sorts. Ummm...well, let's just say we're not so thrilled at finding this one anywhere near our private stuffs, either.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Hilarity ensues..
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
- is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
- The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
- When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

- The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
- The implant may or may not be painless.
- Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site
- Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
The UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
seen at Maddened Fowl
(yeah, houseguests, still... ;D
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland
Saturday, July 19, 2008
I first saw these amazingly funny, provocative, and politically incorrect viral videos running around e-mail circuits some years ago. Now, again, but this time there are all four on one file.
So, when they came along last week, I put them in the Soapbox. So I won't have to look for them any longer.
Enjoy!
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland, Videos
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
If George Bush were resigning, this should be his final speech...
0 comments Posted by kotang at 5:05 AM
This is an interesting commentary....and necessary for all the hard-headed ignorant people who believe the news media, and what is really happening in the world. If a person is really concerned about what is going on, then they take some time to find out, talk to people and try and understand that America was a Christian Nation, founded on Christian Principles, but sadly there are people who have no Christian principles at all leading much of the country, and we allow them to brainwash us into believing that there are some people in offices that really care about America.....When American quits defending Israel and protecting them from the countries that desire to take them out, then America will really be in trouble.
All that I can say is "God Bless George W. Bush"!
If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech should say.....
Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.
The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.
Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that the majority of you think the economy is in the tank. And that's despite record numbers of homeowners, including record numbers of MINORITY homeowners. And while we're mentioning minorities, I'll point out that minority business ownership is at an all-time high. Our unemployment rate is as low as it ever was during the Clinton administration. I've mentioned all those things before, but it doesn't seem to have sunk in.
Despite the shock to our economy of 9/11, the stock market has rebounded to record levels and more Americans than ever are participating in these markets. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.
We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this "blood for oil" thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq’s oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied; People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.
Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office. Some guy named "Clinton" established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?
You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.
That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.
You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'
Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.
Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.
In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol.I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching.
I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.
So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again. Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.
Oh, and by the way, Cheney's quitting too.
That means Pelosi is your new President. You asked for it. Watch what she does carefully, because I still have a glimmer of hope that there are just enough of you remaining who are smart enough to turn this thing around in 2008.
So that's it. God bless what's left of America. Some of you know what I mean.
The rest of you, piss off.
This e-mail's floated around for a couple years.
But most of the points are still valid...especially the "God Bless America" part...
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them. Suddenly a long line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small; their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "Democrats" says Little Suzy. The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Senator Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these "Democrat" kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then Senator Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened," he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today."
"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all Republican kittens."
Taken by surprise, Senator Obama said, "But yesterday you told me they were Democrats."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."
;D
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland
Saturday, May 10, 2008
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"