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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
- is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
- The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
- When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:

- The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
- The implant may or may not be painless.
- Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site
- Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards,
The UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
seen at Maddened Fowl
(yeah, houseguests, still... ;D
Labels: Emails from the Wasteland
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