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Monday, December 7, 2009
UPDATED!
With apologies to Taylor Jones. Get over it already; fair use and all of that.
(Hey, Tiger Woods is on the cover of January's Golf Digest, with Barack Obama. I left Baracky out of this parody; not because I think Baracky is above messing around on M'Chelle, but because M'Chelle is not above putting a few golf clubs upside Baracky's backside if he does!) (Much like Erin did to Tiger. You go, girrrrl.)
Friday, July 10, 2009
Obama sees only what he wants to see. Women's behinds, sure! Mountains of debt, not so much.
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Dan Collins taps Enoch for a pshop. WTF, Enoch; layer masks, man, layer masks~! )
Some other quick reads: John Cougar Mellondouche thinks bloggers are mean peoples. And he's a dwarfish socialist asshole who, without a guitar, would likely be inviting people into WalMart and polishing shopping cart wheels.
Be sure to read Iowahawk's latest masterpiece: Fans Flock to Mourn California, 1849-2009...
LOS ANGELES - Millions of fans from around the globe gathered along Sunset Boulevard to pay final respects to California today, as a slow moving funeral procession transported the eccentric superstar state's remains to its final resting place in a Winchell's Donuts dumpster in Van Nuys. The self-proclaimed 'King of Pop Culture' died last week at 160, in what coroners ruled an accidental case of financial autoerotic asphyxiation. The death sent shock waves across the world and sparked an outpouring of grief by rabid fans.Capitalism calls...
"I don't care what the tabloids and the Wall Street Journal say," said a weeping Illinois. "I still love you, Cali!"
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Monday, November 5, 2007
From the CityPaper...
This smiling bozo is CitiBank's ex-CEO Charles Prince. He resigned Friday after losses totaling 11 BILLION dollars in subprime mortgage (s)hit the Citi. On top of 6.5 BILLION last quarter. Last week, Merrill Lynched their CEO Stanley O'Neil, for similar reasons.From the article...
"Prince has struggled to improve results at Citigroup, especially in U.S. consumer banking, its biggest business.Well, I suppose we knew that, didn't we?
He had also been under enormous pressure to cut expenses, including from the New York-based bank's largest individual investor, Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal."
Just last month, Bank of America's earnings dropped 32%, not so much because of their questionable subprime mortages, but just as a sympathy fall since so many other banks were hit...
The chief reason was a $1.3 billion fall in earnings from the bank's Global Corporate and Investment Banking division, largely based in New York. The costs of provisions for bad loans rose $865 million, which the bank partly blamed on a weaker US housing market that required it to add reserves for home equity and home builder loans whose borrowers were falling behind on payments.and
"The problem for them isn't subprime holdings, the problem is what happened in the markets because of subprime,"Bank of America, based in Charlotte, is the largest US bank. We watch them closely, to see what's shaking out at the top of the tree, falling on the rest of the banking industry.
So, on top of our other problems (invented or real), we've this great shaking in the financial treetops. Monkeys are falling out like rotten coconuts. Except rotten coconuts rarely have golden parachutes.
Can we, the investors, still buy gold?
Monday, October 22, 2007
We's got spooks at the door, ma'am. And there's not a treat in sight!
Lessee here:
- I love that fat and ugly Britney Spears. Don't think she should be a problem in front of Iran, though. As a matter of fact, she's more distraction than a real issue.
- Dollar as a doormat. Thanks, Globalists.
AIDS Death. For the most part, Avoidable, if one is a bit discriminatory in one's sex habits...
- Poison toys, poison Barbie? Get you some China. At Wal-Mart. Along with your Chinese toothpaste...
- Hillary riding her broom. The smile kills the effect. Hillary only smiles at her donors (that plastic thing you see on her face is actually a fake. I know; I took the test...)
- Some of these issues are just Human Conditions...obesity, diabetes, tobacco, things that aren't going anywhere. Just lump them together and call them the results of sin (well, diabetes isn't, at least not the juvenile type. But Adult Onset Diabetes (Type 2) is usually connected to...obesity.)
- Global Warming? Don't even get me started. Cyclic variations in planetary temperatures are just that...cyclic. This planet will be cool enough, eventually. As in an enthalpic ice cube. Just stick around...
- Why is Sudan at the always lagging at back of the pack? Unlike the Congo, Sudan has plenty of oil. Who's helping them develop their oil resources? China.
About that Chinese toothpaste...
This one train-spotted at the NCP. Train-wrecked right here...
;D
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
...an enhanced political cartoon, featuring Murtha, Pelosi, Edwards, Clinton, and Moore. (I didn't have room for the rest, but there's a few more...
Especially noisome is Murtha. He's postured and poses as a war vet (of course he is, and he's thanked for that service) but then he comes out and attacks servicemen (the Haditha Marines) and loses all the respect of other veterans. Then, when Rush Limbaugh points this out, Rush is showered with criticism.
Murtha is a vet whose ideology is wrong. Hitler was a German vet (WWI) whose ideology led him astray. As was Timothy McVeigh. Just because a man served, proudly, at one time, doesn't give him a pass forever. Thank-yous are for your service; afterwards, your actions are not above criticism.
From the Nashville City Paper.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Fixin' these Liberal Comics, one at a time...
Seen at today's NCP
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
We know, it's for the kids!
From today's NCP.
Regulating China might just be a task we can't do. Unless, maybe, Karl Rove gets involved...
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
The NCP's at it again...another 'toon, this one bashing Karl Rove.
There, fixed it~!
Monday, August 13, 2007
...from the NCP.
Theirs was inappropriate, given what we found out today!
Thursday, August 2, 2007
...hearing the vitriol from the KOS Kiddies, you can never tell.
But they will probably try to 'kleen up' their pigsty, since Bill O'Reilly and FOX News shed so much unwelcome light on them recently.
They will try to appear 'Niiiice' for the media, this weekend, for the Yearly KOS bash. Think they can stay cleen, for a weekend?
Not a chance...
This political cartoonage lives at the NCP, today, in it's original untouched version.
Don't you just love strikeback political commentary, at these 'toon goons'?
;D
