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Last night, I posted a pic spotted at Ace's place, of our Dear Leader oogling what turns out to be a 16 yo gal; this cartoon from Sigmund, Carl and Alfred's blog (didn't ask) begged for an update.

Dan Collins taps Enoch for a pshop. WTF, Enoch; layer masks, man, layer masks~! )

Some other quick reads: John Cougar Mellondouche thinks bloggers are mean peoples. And he's a dwarfish socialist asshole who, without a guitar, would likely be inviting people into WalMart and polishing shopping cart wheels.

Be sure to read Iowahawk's latest masterpiece: Fans Flock to Mourn California, 1849-2009...

LOS ANGELES - Millions of fans from around the globe gathered along Sunset Boulevard to pay final respects to California today, as a slow moving funeral procession transported the eccentric superstar state's remains to its final resting place in a Winchell's Donuts dumpster in Van Nuys. The self-proclaimed 'King of Pop Culture' died last week at 160, in what coroners ruled an accidental case of financial autoerotic asphyxiation. The death sent shock waves across the world and sparked an outpouring of grief by rabid fans.

"I don't care what the tabloids and the Wall Street Journal say," said a weeping Illinois. "I still love you, Cali!"

Capitalism calls...

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