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John Pistole, Janet Napolitano's right-hand 'man' in charge of the TSA, has submitted to a full-body scan and released the image to me. Says Pistole...'There's nothing wrong with this new backscatter scan. As you can see, it's somewhat flattering; we'll start selling these to our customers as an option after they pass through my airports, much like some high-speed roller coaster operators do. It'll help defray the costs of prosecuting non-compliant sorts like this San Deigo terrorist John Tyner, likely.'



Here's John Pistole's newly-released full body scan.


When I asked Janet Napolitano to send me her full-body scan, she declined, saying 'Oh, that's just for the little people. We high-level sorts will never need to go through those dangerous machines. Rules are for you, tiny person, not for me.'

She hadn't seen John Pistole's scan at the time, obviously.

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