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Right this minute (close enough) Barack Obama is sneaking into Norway, snagging his unearned Nobel Peace Prize, pocketing the awards check, and getting the hell out of town (so fast that he's pissed off the King of Norway and every journalist in that diminutive and otherwise unimportant country; that the snub is real is noted in various news articles written all over the globe, including this one written in the previously-snubbed United Kingdom, who by now must be used to BHO's well-documented insensitivity to the  U.S.'s allies).

Various bloggers have posted articles on whether or not BHO is intentionally slighting and snubbing these pitiful Norwegians. Not so fast I say; I think BHO is simply embarrassed.

How can that be, you ask? How can this man, O!ne who lives for the aura of grandeur and pomposity and belts out those oh-so fantastical speeches (thanks, TOTUS!) ever be beset with even a hint of embarrassment? Are you sure he's embarrassed, or, as Dan Rhiel opines, he simply hates white people?

There may be something to that (or even more than a little something), but I'm thinking that when only 1 in 5 of your own countrymen (a CNN poll fer chrissake) think you deserve the prize, well, yes, simple embarrassment can creep in to even the most arrogant man in the United States. Fleeting as it may be, it's still quite possible.

So, Barack Hussein Obama, pick up your crackerjack prize and scuttle off to Copenhagen. There you will find some cheering crowds of 'scientists' and journalists you can speak to, their mindless polishing will salve your wounded ego. Ship that hunk of worthless metal back to the U.S.A. via UPS Ground; stash it in the White House basement.

Oh, and the check? Why not apply that to the National Debt you're now responsible for? It's not much, but since it's unearned (and possibly illegal) money, it'll be the thought that counts.

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