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John Edwards, on Bill Clinton: "I think this president has shown a remarkable disrespect for his office, for the moral dimensions of leadership, for his friends, for his wife, for his precious daughter. It is breathtaking to me the level to which that disrespect has risen." Now, we take it up a notch...

Elizabeth Edwards, last week, on Daily KOS (that's a not a link to KOS, btw) :

"This was our private matter, and I frankly wanted it to be private because as painful as it was I did not want to have to play it out on a public stage as well. Because of a recent string of hurtful and absurd lies in a tabloid publication, because of a picture falsely suggesting that John was spending time with a child it wrongly alleged he had fathered outside our marriage, our private matter could no longer be wholly private."

Looks like to the bitter end, John Edwards has continued to deny being little Frances Hunter's father. Now, after a Raleigh Grand Jury dragged Rielle across country to testify under oath (about whether or not John Edwards paid his good friend Andrew Young campaign funds to 'take the heat', and the paternity rap), things are asploding rather quickly.

Sorry, John, but you can't have your cake and eat it too.

Oh, and John, I hear there's a nice motor yacht for sale; just for you, named the Monkey Business Silky Pony Business.