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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
These are epic fail(s) of monumental proportion(s)...
Oh. He must've seen this pic. And this article.
That's Michelle Obama, walking Baracky's dawg. Michelle, in her shorts. Wearing an orangey not-the-VOLS t-shirt. Showing off that gargantuan backside. Winning fashion awards. No, really. Baby's got back.
Sheesh.
Next time, suicide dude, just strap that picture on your steering wheel and drive off the South Rim.
People would understand.
h/t the backside pic: Carin, then SondraK (I had to see it twice before it registered... )
Misuse of a sword, damaging a perfectly good pool, those are property crimes. The real crime is the attempt fail. If he wanted to kill himself before this debacle, I'd guess he's really wanting to get away right about now.Mesa man tries to commit suicide using sword, steering wheel
A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the block wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler Police spokesman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said.The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword.
The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out.
The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo.
It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes.
Oh. He must've seen this pic. And this article.
That's Michelle Obama, walking Baracky's dawg. Michelle, in her shorts. Wearing an orangey not-the-VOLS t-shirt. Showing off that gargantuan backside. Winning fashion awards. No, really. Baby's got back.
Sheesh.
Next time, suicide dude, just strap that picture on your steering wheel and drive off the South Rim.
People would understand.
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