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Iowahawk writes the funniest Obama-fail satire piece of the year!

Bill Clinton is appointed by Barack Obama to...President of the United States. That appointment explains Baracky's spate of recent all-ex-Clinton appointees; neatly solves Baracky's inexperience issues; immediately calms the financial market's uncertainties and gives Baracky time to relax in a back-office with his favorite bong.

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While the naming of Clinton appears to have momentarily calmed jittery financial markets, it sparked ripples of disapproval at liberal websites like Huffington Post and DailyKos. The progressive blogosphere was an early key source of support for Mr. Obama's candidacy, but a steady stream of Clinton-era appointees since the election has left some charging that he had betrayed his campaign promises to bring them to Washington as part of a sweeping culture of change -- a charge that Mr. Obama vehemently accepted.

"Oh, for crissakes. Are you kidding me? Are you friggin' kidding me?" asked Obama. "Of course I betrayed those goddamned idiots. Have any of you actually spent five minutes with them? I have, unfortunately. Nothing personal, but I wouldn't trust these internet windowlickers with a plastic spork from Taco Bell, let alone a freaking $3 trillion dollar budget global superpower. Look, I may be naive, but I'm not stupid. And if Kose or Koz or whatever the fuck his name is thinks for one second I give a rat's ass about who he wants in charge of the Treasury Department, he's even stupider than he looks."

Cuts to the chase. KaOS and der Huffinsky can rave all they want to; reality is that this country doesn't need a dose of far lefty blogthink right now.

It's now Obama's turn to realize that his vaporous 'CHANGE' was something he can throw out the freakin' window. After just a couple CIA briefings and a slap or two from grim advisers who are obviously telling Obonga that "Play time is over; put away your platitudes and your stupid grin and realize that you must now quit pretending to be a 'Messiah' and actually get out there in the minefield and lead this damned country, or you will forever be the man linked to the fall of America."

With Bill Clinton back in the driver's seat, at least we're assured that nubile White House interns will deliver pizzas ( hand-tossed?) at all hours of the day, while Hillary is overseas solving the Joooooooo! problem. Aspirin factories, beware.