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..."where Hollywood meets Washington".

Craig Ferguson, emcee, had the best lines...

Vice President Cheney "is already moving out of his residence. It takes longer than you think to pack up an entire dungeon;" about the "feud" between Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann: "What I see is sexual tension;" and at The New York Times who stayed away from this year's dinner: "They felt that this event undercuts the credibility of the press. It's funny, you see, I thought that Jayson Blair and Judy Miller took care of that...Shut the hell up, New York Times, you sanctimonious whining jerks!"

[emboldenings mine]

His best he saved for last. Craig is a new American Citizen (obeyed the law and established procedure, he did) and said this to the news corp in particular, and to all of us Americans in general...

"Please, never, ever, ever agree with each other. Never stop arguing, never stop fighting. You cranky, magnificent bastards."

I don't think he'll have to worry much about that.

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h/t Karl

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