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Agenda for the Democratic National Convention (DuNce) for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 to 8:00 P.M. Non-religious prayer & worship. Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15-8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding–Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free the Terrorist Rally, Presented by Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender–Harry “Realestate” Reid.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free the freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay by Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. "Why I loathe the Military", A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers, by Howard Dean. *

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. *

11:05 P.M. Al Gore re-invents the Internet.

11:15 P.M. "Our Troops are Terrorists", speech by John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

Seen and gleefully stolen from Darleen Click at Protein Wisdom's Pub (but she took it from somewhere else, so I don't feel bad at all!)

All I did was add the appropriate links...enjoy!