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I've often wondered why Al Qaeda representatives bother to make outrageous statements such as these, spoken in today's video release by the 'American' Al Qaeda Adam Yehiye Gadahn, AKA Azzam al-Amriki, the local Al Qaeda pig-sucker himself.

"Your failure to heed our demands ... means that you and your people will ... experience things which will make you forget all about the horrors of September 11th, Afghanistan and Iraq and Virginia Tech"

Oh, those demands? Convert to Islam, remove all Americans from the Middle East (Iraq isn't enough, Harry and Nancy, so stop rushing to comply); and end our support for Israel.

When pigs fly.

So, why does Al Qaeda make these outrageous statements, when we're in our current divided state? They aren't thinking this through, very well (imagine that..)

Just look at us Americans: We're war-weary and have little patience for war talk; 'President Bush' is a swear-word to over half the country's inhabitants; we are (or soon will be) economically challenged by high fossil-fuel prices; our borders are porous and practically open to whomever wants to walk across. Americans are fed up with dealing with 'serious' issues, such as terrorism, and Iraq, and War. Americans want to withdraw, to be loved by the rest of the world, to be fêted by France and Russia and loved in Liberia. Here, at home, politically, we are at each other's throats, it seems, on every issue that comes up. The last thing Al Qaeda should want to do is to inflame us, and accidently risk bringing us together.

Not that there's much hope of that...even if their promised attack on American Soil materializes, the blame game will start. It's Bush's fault, for going in to Iraq. It's the Republican's fault, for being...themselves, and wanting to extend our way of life, known to be the most evil in the world. I don't think so...the blame is in the useage of the Koran.

Al Qaeda's current, latest threat "[you will].. experience things which will make you forget all about the horrors of September 11th, Afghanistan and Iraq and Virginia Tech..." Hmmmph. That threat just doesn't make me skeered, Gadahn.

Naw, Adam Yehiye Gadahn, you pig-sucking turban-encrusted throwback to the 6th century, we will not join your Islamic Religion of Peace™ no matter how many threats you put out from your spider-hole. Nor will we stop supporting Israel, the Chosen People, Chosen to live in Palestine, smack-dab in the middle of the worst example of unevolved humanity the world has yet to assimilate. Islam, Mohammedism, whatever you want to call it, is the religion of Constant Strife and Sorrow, just ask any given Sunni or Shiite what they think of the other sect. The only constant that draws Mohammedians together is Hatred...of Israel, of non-Islamics, of other Islamics that get too few or too many Imams, you name it, there's a hatred for it.

I've said before, and will again: there will be no Peace in the World, as long as Mohammedism/Islam/Koranic Kultism is left unreformed. The Koran is too easy to turn into a weapon (since it was written by a Warrior, what do we expect?) by the worst of men...who seem to seek out such weapons, and willing empty-headed followers (who are kept empty-headed, purposefully).

If you think that we went to Iraq and caused Al Qaeda's anger, you are full of Bush Derangement Syndrome. Al Qaeda would be after us 'to the end of the earth', no matter what we did or didn't do in Iraq. By taking Iraq, we have assumed a strategically-positioned 'high ground', and have denied Al Qaeda an important possible ally and supply source. Yes, Saddam, the holder of many cards, ever-shifting and forever hating Americans...it was only a matter of time before he did enlist with Al Qaeda, if he hadn't already.

So, Americans, read this latest threat, try to put aside your BDS, and let's face the common enemy, together. For a change.