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Saturday, October 21, 2006
It's getting close to the election, so I'm becoming more and more p.o.'d about the liberal's smug tone (and the whining...I can't stand whining...).
This will get you started; then go through the list of lib's nonsense...
Tired of the 'You might be a Redneck' Theme? So was I....So: Here’s You just might be a Liberal if...
...if your view on the Iraqi war is based on Cheryl Crow songs.
if you are pissed because your 13-year old child cannot read, but you don't blame the teachers for not doing their jobs, the school system for keeping bad teachers around, the teacher's unions for making it impossible to fire bad teachers, or yourself. It must be the video game's fault…
...if you think Alan Colmes looks normal..
...if you think capitalism is wrong and creates greed, but will gladly write a book
or make a movie about your leftist opinion and make a few million off of it.
... if Al Gore's son is your drug dealer….
... if you support the freedom of speech, unless someone disagrees with you…
... if you owe a late fee on a book you checked out of the Clinton Presidential Library..bonus, if it was a pop-up book based on Clinton's domestic affairs.
...if you noticed John Kerry's Misery Index, but the only thing that you were miserable about was that Kerry was your party's candidate.
... if you still bitch and moan about the 2000 election.
And the 2004 election
if you protested the Patriot Act, and the NSA Wiretapping Order, but cannot think of one way you have been affected by either of them...you might be a loudmouthed liberal.
if you are running out of people to compare Bush to… There's Hitler, Saddam, Pol Pot, Stalin, Nixon, etc..
... if in the 60's and 70's you protested the Vietnam war and the soldiers that were committing atrocities like burning villages and raping women....then turn around and voted for one of them to run the country.
...if you registered to vote....35,000 times, You might be a liberal.
..if your kid has two mommies, you might be a liberal.
If you believe the 2nd Amendment is about hunting, you
are a liberal..
...If you think guns are only for the protection of Republicans, then you might NOT be a 2nd Amendment Liberal.
... if you see nothing wrong with the fact you have to show a picture id at Blockbuster, but not to vote, you are a Liberal.
...if you still care what Al Gore has to say, then you are a whacho liberal.
FINALLY.... If after 4 years of bitching about losing in 2000, millions of dollars spent trashing our president, countless books and movies spreading half-truths and lies, a rock tour dedicated to get your candidate elected, three debates, almost every well known celebrity endorsement, "another Vietnam", the most money ever raised for a political campaign, union thugs, thousands of dead new voters, the old news media spewing the most unabashed liberal bias ever seen, and your candidate is still loses the Presidential Election...
You might still be a crying, whining, moaning, bleeding-heart liberal!
Labels: Al Gore, media bias, Politics, tomfoolery
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