FOX News ran a story about Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping, who announced that Saturday, 21 May is Judgment Day. It is unclear as to how he could find a way around Matthew 24:36 and other scriptures, but in my case, the only possible catastrophe that could take place on that date is if my comedy act bombed at the DBSA (Depression and Bipolar Support Alliance) national conference in Houston, TX, and I am determined to prevent that from happening. Doug Ross @ Journal has a few choice words to say about this diversion from more serious matters.
UPDATE: In addition to the cartoon above, I am pleased to say that we knew the world wouldn't come to an end when our comedy night (Sat. 21 May) DID NOT BOMB! We are referring to the American English meaning: flop, failure, disaster.
