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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
My Titans Catch-Up Post: the 2011 Season Schedule; and Kenny Britt's Dumb Azz
Posted by kotang at 5:48 AMIf, you know, there is a season to be had. From the NCP (home games in emphasis) ...
New, untested, and likely in-for-a-long-season Head Coach Mike Munchak is not perturbed at the slight. Bud (Got Aricept?) Adams was unavailable for comment, but after he's been told six or eight times that his team isn't being showcased with a prime-time TV slot, then he'll likely raise holy 'release-the-birds!' hell, and blame Coach Fisher. Who will remain unavailable for comment, sittin' there with a big grin on his face (Jeff Fisher will be back in 2012, as a very-highly-sought-after Head Coach).
Meanwhile, the NFL draft looms.
Maybe we'll take a receiver, since Kenny Britt's dumb ass tried to outrun the cops in Bayonne NJ in a 4-door Porsche (c'mon, Kenny, no 'real' sports car driver has a 4-door Porsche!). Oh, when he finally parked on a side street after a not-so-high-speed chase, he and his bud tried to nonchalantly walk away; Britt tried to tell the cops he wasn't driving; the high-school buddy ran, throwing crap from his pockets until he was caught in an alley. Oh, Britt said the joint wasn't his; he was just whistling while sauntering away from the stopped car because well, you know, marijuana makes you stupid.
Oh, he was only going 71 in a 50 when he was clocked, so that's not so bad; it was just the cloud of marijuana smoke and the gangsta 'tard sitting next to him that would've sealed his fate. Word, Kenny, NEVER run from the cops. Word. NEVER.
And listen to your poor old man. He's smarter than you'll ever be.
Oh, and we need a Quarterback, since Vince Young's natural-born stupidity finally caught up with him; he won't be back. Oh,and, a couple DB's as well.
WTF. We'll just take one of each, thankyouverymuch.
The complete 2011 Titans’ regular season schedule:There's only one mid-afternoon game (vs. Cincy Nov. 6); the rest all start at high noon. No Sunday night or Monday night (NFL TV prime-time) games. Oh, and Christmas Eve; that should be a party. Hopefully we will have won a game by then!
Sept. 11 at Jacksonville, noon (CBS)
Sept. 18 vs. Baltimore, noon (CBS)
Sept. 25 vs. Denver, noon (CBS)
Oct. 2 at Cleveland, noon (CBS)
Oct. 9 at Pittsburgh, noon (CBS)
Oct. 16 ByeOct. 23 vs. Houston, noon (CBS)Nov. 13 at Carolina, noon (CBS)
Oct. 30 vs. Indianapolis, noon (CBS)
Nov. 6 vs. Cincinnati, 3:05 p.m. (CBS)
Nov. 20 at Atlanta, noon (CBS)Nov. 27 vs. Tampa Bay, noon (Fox)Dec. 4 at Buffalo, noon (CBS)Dec. 11 vs. New Orleans, noon (Fox)Dec. 18 at Indianapolis, noon (CBS)Dec. 24 vs. Jacksonville, noon (CBS)Jan. 1 at Houston, noon (CBS)
New, untested, and likely in-for-a-long-season Head Coach Mike Munchak is not perturbed at the slight. Bud (Got Aricept?) Adams was unavailable for comment, but after he's been told six or eight times that his team isn't being showcased with a prime-time TV slot, then he'll likely raise holy 'release-the-birds!' hell, and blame Coach Fisher. Who will remain unavailable for comment, sittin' there with a big grin on his face (Jeff Fisher will be back in 2012, as a very-highly-sought-after Head Coach).
Meanwhile, the NFL draft looms.
Oh, he was only going 71 in a 50 when he was clocked, so that's not so bad; it was just the cloud of marijuana smoke and the gangsta 'tard sitting next to him that would've sealed his fate. Word, Kenny, NEVER run from the cops. Word. NEVER.
And listen to your poor old man. He's smarter than you'll ever be.
Oh, and we need a Quarterback, since Vince Young's natural-born stupidity finally caught up with him; he won't be back. Oh,and, a couple DB's as well.
WTF. We'll just take one of each, thankyouverymuch.
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