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Jabba the Filmmaker

Michael Moore (who never met a sausage he didn't devour) shows up in Madison today vowing a Dirty Socialist revolution...

Moore told the crowd, which was smaller than it has been the last two weekends of the ongoing protests, that the nation was awash in wealth, concentrated in the hands of a few, but the public has been cowed into not standing up for itself.

"Madison is only the beginning," Moore said. "The rich have overplayed their hand.

"There was no revolt, until now here in Wisconsin," he added.

Heh. The only thing revolting are the chairs you sit on, big boy.

He’s so fat, Sally Struthers diverted a tent full of food to help (comparatively) Starvin’ Rex Ryan put on some weight.

Moore’s so fat, James Wolcott had to get on top.

Just the sort of person union thugs would find attractive.

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