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The big party party starts today in DC, for to, as the NYT says, crown the next GOP presidential nominee.

I've some advice to CPAC:

1) If a RINO sticks it's snoot anywhere under the tent, spray it with a mixture of novocaine and cyanide. Then, beat it with any available baseball bat.

2) If it persists, see #1 above.

And whatever you do, let's keep the New York Times from picking this year's nominee, shall we? Because JOHN McCAIN was an idiot.

That is all.