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Lady Gaga's Missing Penis.

Inspired by this photo collection "Best of 2010: Lady Gaga's Missing Penis" (trigger alert~! Flash of Gash!) and Cowboy Blob's Weekly Photoshop and Caption Contest (that I won last week!).

(And 'just because' I can't stand this Lady Gaga meat-dress-wearing thinger, here's a better bit of beauty...)

Ann-Margret Olsson

Now you're talking. For unquestioned Carnal Knowledge; no one ever had to wonder whether or not Ann-Margaret had a penis.

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