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Anyone with a modicum of intelligence can glance at this diagram and discern exactly what's being conveyed, right? Except perhaps for the addition of the term 'blog', the diagram is self-explanatory: one does not drink while carrying - using a gun. Simple enough, right?

There's a dopey anti-gun blogger out there named 'Mikeb' who runs an anti-gun website called 'Mikeb302000', charmingly enough, who doesn't understand this diagram.

Backstory: in Mikeb's pathetic blog he will steadfastly attack gun bloggers for any sorts for things he deems gun bloggers do that he thinks is 'inappropriate'. No only does he blog against our actually owning, using and possessing for self-defense said guns, but he attacks our blogs that defend our rights to own, possess, and use guns. And, as if that were not enough to keep his tiny mind occupied, he obviously thinks that anyone who owns guns cannot also ever use, possess, or blog about alcohol. His arguments are as skunky as a 6-month old Budweiser.

In this post he attacks gun blogger breda for actually posting of her enjoyment for some nice beers...

Alcohol and guns are about the worst combination imaginable. What could possibly motivate a gun blogger to post about drinking alcohol? Breda's done it, and she's not the first that I've seen and I'm sure she won't be the last.

I don't want to exaggerate the offense, describing it in the strongest language I can muster. That's what the pro-gun crowd likes to do. I'll just say it's shabby and irresponsible. Shame on you Breda, and shame on all your fanboys who support you in this. I'd bet not one of them would have the balls or the honesty to take you to task for this.

What a pusillanimous position to take! Several commenters, myself included, tried to school him. I created the diagram above to help him take the mental leap he needed.

But the hill was too steep...

This is a diagram generously submitted by Serr8d. I'm not gonna even comment on it because if I say something serious like pointing out that the top two circles do not overlap and he comes back with the whole thing was a joke, I'll look pretty silly.

But, what do you think? Perhaps the maestro himself could explain, you know, to help those with a "fierce and tiny mind."

Oh, my. The dumbth, it is deep surrounding this one.


 I've wasted enough time on this one.

Finish your schooling, and get back to me.

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UPDATE

A little 'Inside Baseball' from Sean at An NC Gunblogger yields this info on 'Jadegold', the co-blogger mentioned above...

Jadegold is a particularly nasty anti-gun troll named Guy Cabot who hails from Fort Washington MD.

He has a nasaty habit of personally attacking and "outing" any pro-gun blogger he crosses paths with. He's also a pathological liar.

Cabot, eh?

Maybe I should reverse the two in the cartoon above. Mikeb can be the swinging, flea-scritching monkey, and Cabot the jerkyboy with the Fwench painter's hat.

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