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This comment, found amongst the thigh-deep Sarah-hating comments accompanying yesterday's Guardian article on Sarah Palin's newest book is...well, read it for yourself and you decide if it's straight-up knife-in-the-belly malicious parody or completely unintentional (which would make it even more awe-inspiring!) (I've made no changes whatsoever) ...

The Palins are a bunch of uncultured country bumpkins hillbillies. They have no impressive education, no social class, no cultural fine taste, no decent family pedigree. They are a bunch of stinking losers.


Compared that to President Obama who has consistently scored excellent grades in his Ivy League education, elevated to highly-envied social stauts, developed tremendous fine things in life and unparalleled family upbringing. President Obama even played better golf than the those Hillbillies Palins. Civilised people like us hold more than one golf country clubs while those country bumpkins hillbillies would never have touched even one single golf club in their entire pathetic miserable lives. People who have never played golf like the Palins are worse than pigs and cockroaches.


People like us are highly educated, highly cultured, highly civilized, highly developed, well-born, well-nurtured and well-bred should never be allowed to be led by those Wasilly trash. America is the land Of the Best, By the Best, and For the Best. We simply represent the Best and those filthy barbarians like the Palins are simply the worst.


America has become such a great country because we have never allowed cheap serfs like those Wasilly Hillbilly ever become our leaders. India becomes a great civilisation because they keep those uncultured Untouchables caste at the bottom of the society. We should continue to follow the great foot-steps of our Indian mentors to suppress those untouchable Wasilly Hillbilly at the very bottom of our feet forever. Low-life Hillbillies like the Palins are only worthy to clean my toilets and polish me loos.


I am also utterly disgusted by these filthy Untouchables. These unpolished, uncivilised barbarians are born to be led, not to lead.

This has to be a polished gem of satiric wit; purposeful Lefty mockery. To conclude otherwise would be simply too mind-boggling.

I think we've found a nascent Iowahawk ! 

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