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Robert Gibbs' insightful commentary on the farthest-left Obama supporters, his 'moment of sanity' where he rightly pointed out the obvious fact that the 'Professional Left' is collectively on some heavy mind-altering drugs and should be tested (flea-ravaged hippies that they are, of course these leftards are on dangerous drugs: OPiuM) caused a massive collective butt-hurt amongst those mangy scoundrelly nirvanists.

There was an Outcry! heard around the 'sphere. Diapers, loaded, need a CHANGE!

We heard lumpster Michael Moore, on Olberdouche's unwatchable MSNBC show, saying that Robert Gibbs' drugs are far better than anything Moore can get nowadays, this side of Cuba. 'Gibbs probably found some of Bill and Al's stash from deep in the bowels of the White House, and the sonofabitche sure ain't sharing!'

From the link, we hear from John Amato of Crooks and Liars ('Whaddya mean "Professional Left"? I thought we were the Cheetos-eating basement dwellers?'); from little John Aravosis of AmericaBlog ('I gave up my firstborn unaborted child to Obama, and he does us this way? Get a rope!'; from Jim White at FireDogLake 'This isn't funny at all! All I wanted was my free gas and free apartment, and we're all suffering and butt-hurting out here! TAX THE RICH AND GIVE ME MY FREE SHIT FOR LIFE!'.

Gleen(s) Greenwald, he of Brazilian houseboy sockpuppetry fame, screeches

"...So, to recap: (1) The Professional Left are totally irrelevant losers who speak for absolutely nobody, and certainly nobody in Real America who matters; but (2) they're ruining everything for the White House!!! And: if you criticize the President, it's only because you're such a rabid extremist that you harbor a secret desire to eliminate the Pentagon -- that's how anti-American you are! You're such a Far Left extremist that Dennis Kucinich isn't far enough Left for you, you subversive, drug-using hippies! You're so far to the Left that you want to turn the U.S. into Canada."

His exact words, there. and he nails it. Yes, yes, and yes, Gleen(s). You are of little use and value to Obama, now that he's in power. Sit back, watch the show, and, oh, SHUT UP.

Yes, the "Professional Left" is the biggest group of losers in America today. Just ask 'em, they'll tell you so. They supported this profound fake Community Organizer Chicago street king for to become Prezzidint; they expected the immediate immanentization of the eschaton, but of course they are disappointed. Reality, it bites. Gibbs told 'em the truth.

Robert Gibbs, lying crapweasel that he is, gets one right. So, there's lefty hell to pay.

But I'm enjoying this show immensely. Got popcorn ?

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