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From the "too weird to believe unless you see it for yourself" file...

JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN.

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead."

Maybe because, Elton, those countries that kill gays are not Christian. They are Muslim, Koranic, Muhammedean, Sharia Law sorts.

Sheesh. Does AIDS fry one's brain? Anyone? Elfie?

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