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Front page news headliner on FOX this morning: USAMA TAKES CREDIT FOR CHRISTMAS PLANE ATTACK.

Let's see...Osama takes credit for an ignorant slob who burned his private parts clean off. As a matter of fact, there were those three Muslim extremist failures: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and his burned weenie; Nidal Malik Hasan shot up but failed to die, and is now living his life paralyzed from the waist down; and that unnamed assailant who tried to kill Kurt Westergaard in Denmark, shot to pieces, but alive and without his 72 virgins. Those three episodes characterize FAIL.

Osama, Usama, I doubt is still alive. If he were, he wouldn't be so quick to embrace failure, would he?

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