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Thursday, August 20, 2009
OMG, SKANKS WIN! (what I'd like to see: Mercy Sues Liskula Cohen for stealing her Title)
Posted by kotang at 5:42 AMHmmmph.Yesterday a U.S. Federal judge ruled that Google must turn over the name of an anonymous blogger who took a severe disliking to aging supermodel Liskula Cohen. The ripples emanating from the ruling could potentially wash over every member of the blogosphere (including those who delight in anonymously depositing nasty comments on blogs -- you know who you are).
The backstory: In August 2008, some soon-to-not-be-anonymous blogger (STNBAB) created a Google blog called "Skanks in NYC" (no longer available, but archived at Mahalo). The sole topic of this short-lived blog: Liskula Cohen, a zygomatically-gifted Canuck who has graced the covers of Vogue, Elle, and other magazines probably not in the bathrooms of most InfoWorld readers.
Among other things, the STNBAB called Cohen "a psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank." He (she?) also called Cohen "an old hag." I bet that's the one that really stung.
He should've stuck to commentary on public figures, political sorts like, dirty socialist Obama, Skank Pelosi and 'Icky Bod Crane' Harry Reid. It's hard to crack down on commentary on these crazy politicians.
Oh, my favorite skank of all time?
Swan: "Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? Get out of here!"
