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Romanian tennis star Simona Halep (photo, above) wants 'em out of the way. The ponderousness of all of that swinging, swaying momentum(s); those inertia of dual dueling motions. Slowing down her returns, she says...

"I do not believe that physical appearance has an effect on performance, so I help with anything in the sport. My mind bust when I go on the field and even if I were sporting, I would have felt very good. (My Breasts) inconvenience me, it's very hard with them. It's a weight in addition to confound me speed response. I can not go on very well. Shoot me down. Nothing in life is not like me even though sport was not all I was doing surgery", revealed Halep. "Surgical intervention should take place last year, but probably will use it in autumn, because the postponement might cause problems in the column."

Spinal column, I'm assuming. Not being an avid tennis watcher.



There are southern California (well, to be fair, anywhere) debutantes who would kill for a matching set like those.

Oh, and Sonia Sotomayor is a member of the RACIST! group La Raza (means "The Race"; as a motto (since denied, but never disproven "For the race everything, outside the race nothing".)

That sort of association would've disqualified an unempathic white guy, most likely.

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