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Friday, March 20, 2009
Iowahawk: "Let's Hear it For the Tards" (where we on the right continue to 'beat up' on The ONE!)
Posted by kotang at 11:19 PMRead the rest. Check out Iowahawk's archives; you won't be disappointed.Dear Barry:
Our 12 year old son Tyler is developmentally disabled. Tyler's learning center has a Special Olympics program and we (along with his teachers) have been encouraging him to participate. Every time we bring it up to him, however, Tyler pushes back and becomes very withdrawn. We love Tyler very much and don't want to force him into it, but we think the Special Olympics would be a terrific experience and help him conquer his shyness and introversion. Do you have any suggestions for helping him get past this fear?
Jean and Ted in Westmont
Dear Jean and Ted:
As you know I am a big fan of the Special Olympics program, and all the good things it does for young Mongoloid-Americans like your son. Nothing inspires more than the sight of these heroic young tards hilariously giving it their all in the arena of friendly athletic competition. Extra-chromosome? More like extra-awesome! That's why I recently volunteered, on the advice of my damage control team, as an equipment manager for the U.S. Special Olympics bowling squad. At first I wasn't sure how I would feel about polishing other people's balls for a change, but I think those tards really appreciate what I've done for them. Lately they started calling me "Special O."
Does anyone (else) wonder why Barry O's getting such attention? (Well, Allahpundit is wondering why, but he's just a bit confused right now.) Why are Conservatives and Classical Liberals mocking and 'beating up on The One for a very mildly politically incorrect joke'?
ummm…teh hypocrisy?
1) Here.
2) Here.
3) Here.
4) Here.
5) Here.
And, when he’s done apologizing for himself or having others apologize to him, he has the unmitigated gall to apologize for the U.S.
This is getting better and better every day! A freakshow, you 52 percentards have given U.S.
Thanks! No, really, Thanks! Between Obama and Biden, we'll never lack for quality humor -- from the President and Vice-President of the United States no less! Leno, Letterman, SNL, you guys helped elect this team..never knew you'd be electing your own competition, now did you?