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This, from Times Online columnist Gerard Baker...

"And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

"The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

"When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

"In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

"And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.

"He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

"Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

"And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

That should be enough snippet to send you to read the rest.

But in case you won't, or can't, just a bit more, because of Baker's mention of Algore of the Shaky Ground...

"As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

"And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

"The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

"And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

"Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

"And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

The best read I've seen in a week or so. If I didn't already know better, I'd say Iowahawk wrote that one.

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Obama WTF (What's The Facts) is an incredible online resource for facts on our favorite messiah. From the listing of Whom the Obamalord hath thrown under the wheels of His Bus...

• 1. Rep. Alice Palmer, 12/18/95
• 2. Bill Clinton, 6/15/07
• 3. New Hampshire Voters, 1/10/08
• 4. Hillary Rodham Clinton, 1/12/08
• 5. Black superdelegates, 2/15/08
• 6. Louis Farrakhan, 2/26/08
• 7. Austan Goolsbee, 3/3/08
• 8. Samantha Power, 3/8/08
• 9. Geraldine Ferraro, 3/11/08
• 10. His grandmother, 3/18/08
• 11. Michigan voters, 3/19/08
• 12. Typical white persons, 3/20/08
• 13. Asian supporters, 4/7/08
• 14. Clingy, bitter smalltowners, 4/11/08
• 15. Rev. Wright, 4/29/08
• 16. West Virginia voters, 5/9/08
• 17. Kentucky voters, 5/16/08
• 18. Father Pfleger, 5/29/08
• 19. Democracy, 5/31/08
• 20. His church, 6/1/08
• 21. Roy LaVerne Brooks, 6/3/08
• 22. Tony Rezko, 6/3/08
• 23. Bill Ayers, 6/9/2008
• 24. Jim Johnson, 6/11/08
• 25. Black fathers, 6/13/08
• 26. Muslim women, 6/18/08
• 27. Campaign-finance reform, 6/19/08
• 28. Liberal blogosphere, 6/25/08
• 29. Michael Klonsky, 6/26/08
• 30. Gun control, 6/28/08
• 31. Gen. Wes Clark, 6/30/08
• 32. MoveOn.org, 6/30/08
• 33. Welfare recipients, 7/1/08
• 34. Separation of church and state, 7/1/08
• 35. Ending the Iraq war, 7/2/08
• 36. His father 7/25/08