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You've seen the now-famous "Dick Cheney Sunglasses" pic, the one that has the innertubes wild with speculation as to what nekkid lady is reflected in those mysterious shades...

Well, using the power of modern photodigidiscovery, and applying the principle of intentionalism, I've discovered the true reason for Dick Cheney's wide grin.

You should be pleased to note that we can reveal that clothing is, in fact, intact. Otherwise, we would be subjected to Modern German whimsical behavior, and require use of some eye bleach...

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This is the second 'fanciful remembrances' post; because I just remembered this one I did last year. Sort of a catch-all for goofy shit, eh?
;D

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