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Heere Bigynneth the Tale of the Asse-Hatte.

An Archbishop of Canterbury Tale

With apologies to Geoffrey Chaucer

1 Whan in Februar, withe hise global warmynge

2 Midst unseasonabyl rain and stormynge

3 Gaia in hyr heat encourages

4 Englande folke to goon pilgrimages.

5 Frome everiches farme and shire

6 Frome London Towne and Lancanshire

7 The pilgryms toward Canterbury wended

8 Wyth fyve weke holiday leave extended

9 In hybryd Prius and Subaru

10 Off the Boughton Bypasse, east on M2.

Off ye to read the rest. There's much hilarity there; Iowahawk is well-known as possibly the internet's best satyr-ist. His two-part deconstruction of Amanda Marcotte (that's been a year!) is internet lore.

Set down ye coffee mug before travel, ye keyboard may well not survive!

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Oh, I reworked the Ché Obama flag thing a bit; to reflect Ted Kennedy's misspeaking of his name last year, and to fit in better with the theme of this post...
Keep, for know thee well the Mussel-man
;D

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