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Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Now this is funny. Unless you're an Amanda Marcotte-styled feminazi, I suppose...
Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman...
- #10 You can trade an old .44 for a new .22 and even get money back!
- #9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
- #8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
- #7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
- #6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
- #5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
- #4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
- #3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
- #2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman?
- #1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN !!
I laugh, because I can. If you can't, you're probably wound up, tight.
Loosen, laugh, enjoy life!
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