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From a poorly-edited headline (click the pic to visit CBS 3 in Springfield, Mass.),

Dan Collins begs the question...

To stop what? Certainly the answer must be of some moment to at least some of the inhabitants of that community. This is the sort of thing that better proofreading can (dare I say it?) stop.

Meanwhile, those poor Springfielders are suspended on tenterhooks. Most uncomfortable.

Let's see...can I shed some light on this story?


Maybe Obama can help Springfielders STOP! HILLARY!

That would be nice. But, Hillary leads in Massachusetts, polling 59% to Obama's 22%. Wait, look out! Evil Uncle Ted's endorsing Obama, today.


Ted Kennedy has somehow swayed the voters in Massachusetts to re-elect him for all these years. Perhaps he can use some of that characteristic chicanery to help cut Hillary's lead. Wouldn't hurt my feelings, if for once Ted Kennedy did the right thing...

Bill could then say, "et tu, Brute!" Because, both Masshole senators have now endorsed Obama. John Kerry 'swiftboated' Edwards a couple weeks ago. Edwards cried a little in his hanky, blew his nose and sent his wife out to tell Kerry to stop it, you're hurting Silky's feelings. That won't help, John, you're pretty much finished. Personally, I thought Hillary and John Kerry were 'tight'. Obviously not, anymore...(oh, that 'thought quote' from Kerry? I updated it to reflect his 'thinking' today, is all... ;D)

But who cares what Bill Clinton says? The quicker he's dislodged from relevancy, the happier I'll be. If Springfield chooses Obama, we can hear from Springfield's most prominent resident, Homer Simpson... "This is a very, very proud day for us!"

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