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20 Political Questions: (seen at Ol' Broad's...I don't know if this is a meme or not, but I couldn't resist!)

• 1. Anthropogenic climate change is…
  

Mankind's greatest success story. We've done what no other species ever has...taken over the world, for our own!

• 2. Waterboarding is…

the unfortunate but inevitable result of being a terrorist.

• 3. Abortion on demand is…

demanded by Democrats, sanctified as their Party's sacrament. Along with Union thuggery, BDS, Climahysterics and taxes. And Gay Marriage...

• 4. Climahysterics believe that changing one’s lifestyle for climate change is something that everyone…

else has to do. Because of Gaia...

• 5. Ron Paul is…

Ross Perot.

• 6. Liberals believe you are rich if you…

...aren't on some sort of handout program (they can fix that if you would just elect them!)

• 7. Rolling back tax cuts on the rich is code for…

Jealous, much?

• 8. A progressive is…

a scratched leftist...

• 9. Vietraq is…

Iraq, as seen by Murtha

• 10. My Little Pony…

My Silky Pony?

• 11. The movie “The Elephant Man” was…

hmmm...based on human dignity, so is anathema to what elects Democrats. (NOT about Hillary Clinton's ankles!)

• 12. Joe Biden is running for president because…

he lost the Democratic nomination in '88 to Dukakakis, and he figures he can drive a tank with more style...

• 13. B. Hussein Obama should…

name his son Sue...

• 14. John Edwards is for the little guy and…

will sue you if you don't believe him...

• 15. Bill Richardson's chances of winning are directly proportional to…

the chances of Ron Paul seeming intelligent!

• 16. Dennis Kucinich has a hot wife because…

he pays well?

• 17. Al Gore does not want to run for president because….

he'd have to give up public transportation?

• 18. Bill Clinton is…

still wishing for Monica and a hand-tossed pizza...

• 19. If you are a liberal and you want your candidate to win, you should probably…

continue to rig the elections with dead voters, with paid-for voters (social programs seem to work), and plenty of illegal immigrants with driver's licenses...

• 20. 200 liberals go to a global warming rally: what are they driving?

What, drive? They're chauffeured, man!

• 21. And, for bonus points, Howard Dean is known as…

a Screamer, baby~!