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Ahhh, too much sadness today, with the death of Sean Taylor; the "Land for Peace Revisited" Palestinian terrorist support package George Bush is eagerly pushing (for to salvage some of his legacy, some say), while

"Tens of thousands of Hamas supporters chanted "Death to America" in a Gaza City rally. The marchers, including women in black robes and full face veils, raised their index fingers heavenward in a sign of Islamic devotion, as they denounced the Annapolis conference as a sellout of Palestinian dreams."

That's reminiscent of a direction we're seeing here in the USA. Works for leftists in Washington, Seattle, Portland...why not Gaza City?

Then, in Chavezuala, the Dictator is ensuring his electoral victories with a few casual threats to shut down the media and take all cash from anyone who doesn't kiss his ring. Hardly amusing when you recall his links to Iran (therefore al-Qaeda) and anyone else who hates Americans and their interests (that's over half the city of San Francisco...)

Some good news: Iowahawk has a new post up, with his found-nowhere-else style of elocution, reflecting some most excellent intolerance of those lovely intolerant Hollywood Holiday movies. This paragraph is...to die for...

""These new films are complex and challenge our cherished assumptions about Christmas," said Scott. "But American audiences can't deal with anything that isn't mindless escapism. Americans want their movies simple, with fart jokes and boobies. Face it, west of the Hudson this country is a vast group home of 300 million drooling retards. No matter how many times you pile them in the shortbus, drive them to the mall, and herd them into the cineplex to watch a daring, groundbreaking film that fearlessly points out just what a bunch of violent, soulless retards they really are, before you can collect their ticket money they've escaped and gone wandering off to spend it all at Hot Topic and Sports Authority.""

That, my friends, is the writing style I would give portions of someone else's anatomy to emulate. Ummm, where's Dan Collins?

As much chance of that as I would have finding some of this undercover...happily scarfed from BMEWS, these pictures will definitely improve the quality of this post, and bring a smile to my stone face. From BMEWS, where the late Skipper famously posted weekend photos of his favorite lady lovelies, none of them safe for work (all of those posts were pulled after his death) we find images of Salma Hayek and [gasp] a caption contest.

Of course, to set the mood for my caption entry, I had to post all of the pictures (didn't I?) From BMEWS:

Actress Salma Hayek introduced her baby Valentina Paloma Pinault to the world today. Valentina was born just two months ago. Ms. Hayek is enaged to Francois Henri Pinault, a multibillionare. Pinault is the CEO of PPR, a luxury goods company that owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Stella McCartney, Balenciaga, a french department store and a national music chain. Ms. Hayek is also a Golden Globe-winning producer on ABC’s “Ugly Betty,” on which she makes the occasional guest appearance. Mother and child seem to be doing just fine.

With little further ado, I present Salma Hayek's new baby girl Valentina, and her perfect reply to all of us who practice pulchritude...

Sigh.....