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Monday, August 13, 2007
Keira Knightly, Barely there? (I guess if she smells good enough, you'll know she's there!)
Posted by kotang at 6:53 PM
Keira Knightly is a lovely young lady, isn't she? And, she stands to make a lot of money from her current perfume advertising gig...
There's some history with Keira's not-so-hourglass figger, though. Just last May, Keira won a lawsuit against a British Tabloid, for portraying her as a anorexic skinny waif who doesn't eat enough meat and potatoes.
She did donate the paltry sum of $5,900 to a charity, however. After matching it with her own pocket change and a couple gems from some dead man's Chest...
Dan Collins is responsible for the idea of this 'chop! so if Keira's Lawyers want a piece of my skinny ass, I'm gonna plead 'hey, it's some kind of fair use, and besides, I didn't mention Chanel by name, now did I?'
Thanks, Dan, for the inspiration! Now be sure to leave our lawyer's name in email...
;D
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