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A KOS Diarrheaist published a post that's claimed George Bush and Karl Rove, possibly in conjunction with Elvis and the Blue Man Band, together and live on the Grassy Knoll, helped set up and assassinate Pat Tillman in Afghanistan, because Pat Tillman was to meet with the anti-war Liberal Ghod Noam Chomsky...and come home a Bush-Hater.

No, this is not a joke, but an actual account of what's taking place in the warped minds of the farthest left-wing in our country.

From the comments at MPJ, there is one KOS Kommenter who gets it right:

What a stupid theory this is. Have we learned nothing here? Tillman ranked somewhere in the 1000s on the list of top people who threaten this government's standing, and yet they offed him. I really buy this concept, especially with the extremely weak supporting evidence. Hey here's a great idea, since we are courting legitimacy and recognition from the Democratic party, why not post some diaries about the faked moon landings! Or the JFK assassination maybe.
This site is supposed to be about serious debate, if you want to advance the conspiracy theories of the mentally challenged, try Democratic Underground. They kissed off legitimacy ages ago.
Here's another news flash: Chomsky doesn't scare anyone. He's a brilliant guy, and extremely persuasive, but I'd be willing to wager most people in government, even the higher echelons, have never read a word he's written.
If you're wondering why JetBlue ran away at top speed, look no further than harebrained ramblings like this one.
And if you ever wonder how LGF and other conservative blogs can sound so smug all the time, I've got a hint for you: WE'RE DOING THEY'RE WORK FOR THEM!! An LGF troll impersonating an idiot couldn't have done a better job of making an ass out of all of us.
Congrats.

Yeah, kiddie, but one lone voice of reason does not save the day for KOS. There's no way Pat Tillman was 'assassinated' by the order of anyone in this administration. He was accidently killed, the investigation of his death was terribly handled (there's a 2-star General who's going down for that mess) but to think that George Bush had anything to do with this is inconceivably out of this world.

Liberals want to know what George Bush has to hide? I say, George, keep their sorry butts guessing! Use your Executive Privelege to get the froth roiling, make them dig their own holes with their own shovels, and keep every one of them in the dark as long as possible. Leave them with half-answered questions, and watch them dig a deep enough hole to bury themselves. I don’t blame him one bit for not producing documents about anything the Dems want. Make ‘em come for them. Better to let them froth away, that’s what they’re good at. Remember, they hated on Pat Tillman before his body was cold, but now that they can target Bush, they are all of a sudden concerned?

Hmmmph. What next?

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